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Far Cough 4:46 Mon Jun 26
Salvador Dali's body to be exhumed
How SURREAL

A judge in Madrid has ordered the exhumation of the body of Spanish artist Salvador Dali to get samples for a paternity suit.

A Spanish woman, born in 1956, said her mother, a maid, had a clandestine affair with the painter in 1955.

In ordering the exhumation, the judge said there were no biological remains or personal objects of the artist to be used in the paternity test.

The surrealist painter died in Spain in 1989, aged 85.

He was buried in his home town of Figueres in the north-eastern Catalonia region.

Maria Pilar Abel Martinez, a tarot card reader who was born in Girona, made the claim for the first time in 2015.

She said her mother, Antonia, had worked for a family that spent time in Cadaques, next to where the painter had a home.

The woman then left her job in 1955, moved to another city and married another man.

Ms Martinez claimed that her mother told her several times that Dali was her father, in many occasions in front of others.

"The only thing I'm missing is a moustache," she once said, according to newspaper El Mundo (in Spanish).

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Hammer and Pickle 11:08 Mon Jun 26
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If she plays her cards right, she may get the melting pocket watch without the ants.

Roeder-nowhere 11:05 Mon Jun 26
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Good on her, the money is hers by right - all 300 million euro's of it!!
The guy could rarely get it up so it's not like he'll have lost count of the birds he could have knocked up. Hope she wins after a 20 year battle

Bromley Reject 8:20 Mon Jun 26
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: DECKCHAIR

Aalborg Hammer 8:18 Mon Jun 26
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Didn't he get a team of surrealist painters together to play Real Madrid in a testimonial match?...the result was
Real Madrid 3 Salvador Dali X.Fish

deanfergi 7:54 Mon Jun 26
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61 y o Spanish woman without a moustache...!.,🤔

mallard 6:41 Mon Jun 26
Re: Salvador Dali's body to be exhumed
A Tarot Card reader !!

zebthecat 6:40 Mon Jun 26
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Eddie B 6:26 Mon Jun 26

...persistent (apparently)

Eddie B 6:26 Mon Jun 26
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28 years after he conked out. But what is time anyway....

cornish 6:07 Mon Jun 26
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Wow she must really want his money or some of it.

Lily Hammer 5:59 Mon Jun 26
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My old man could be the painter man,
So I'll dig up Dali's DNA.

Northern Sold 5:35 Mon Jun 26
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Ag Ag Ag @ Trunds…. Just had exactly the same thought myself… the sick yank fuck !!

Lee Trundle 5:02 Mon Jun 26
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*waves at Texas Iron*

You just know he'll open this thread.

Son of Sam 4:57 Mon Jun 26
Re: Salvador Dali's body to be exhumed
Checking to see if there is Still Life, is it? I'll get my coat

Stranded 4:52 Mon Jun 26
Re: Salvador Dali's body to be exhumed
Surreal, from beyond the grave.





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